Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 05, 2024

AND THAT’S WHY WE NEVER GOT INVADED

ROFLMAOPMP!!!

I agree, but, just curious, what species would that be?

An EXTINCT species!

No one sports a nicer hue of spring green like our Broomie. Great colour :-D Very atractive. Plus her friendly grin also is great- if she bothers to show… Normally around the two lovely, fluffy trolls.

Unfortunately, her species lies a lot.

Beauty is in the eye … or mind (or imagination) …

If you’re the only member of your species, it works.

If Broomie owns a house, she could wind up with a lien on it.

Beam me up scotty. FAST.

I thought so about myself until yesterday. I was on the bus, standing room only and no one would sit next to me, my wife said “Who would want to sit next to a creepy old guy” – DAMAGE CONTROL!

Wonder if he’s got a copy of “To Serve Man”?

No, Broomie, you’re not!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In the case it helps if the beholder cannot see.

Aaaand what species would that be?

As far as witches go.. possibly.

I am one of the eight billion most attractive members of my species,

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Carful G-lord.

Sure glad I was drinking my coffee at the time, it’s had to get it out of the keyboard.

I hope Gaylord get out whatever that thing that’s caught in his throat. ;-p

Well, she IS right. She’s the only one of her species.

Pretty bad when a vulture feels the need to power puke.

Alien runs screaming back to the saucer and leaves never to return.

Huh, guess that explains why aliens never visit.