Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 03, 2024

Coprophiliac

I wish there more like him at our dog park. No matter what time of day you go, there are always deposits that weren’t picked up.

If your dog poops, pick it up, but I can’t, he’s too heavy!!!

He’s just into that kinda s&^%.

Johnny Appleseed, meet…hmmm; what should we call him?

The government shut him down for his monopolistic dog poo practices.

Someone should find out what he plans to do with his collection.

He is collecting for his favorite manure spreader… otherwise known as a politician (doesn’t matter which one).

He’s going to far in trying to meet girls.

Someone has to do it, a lot of dog owners think it’s not their business….

Yikes… I’m not following him…

Owners stand around chatting and miss their dogs doing their business in our local dog park… then they complain when they step in it. We need a guy who is actually paying attention.

Dogs?, shite on legs.

Sicko!

He always smiles if feces a dog squat.

No s**t? :)

Here Max.

Send him over to my step-daughter house. 4 small dogs; backyard could use a cleanup.

Some people collect stamps, some collect coins. As a doggie, I feel honored by this cartoon.

What is the problem, pat him on the head and tell him he’s a good boy.

And you’re complaining, why? Someone is willing to do what many others refuse to.. no pun intended. LOL

I would like to know what he plans to do with the poop. Use it for compost, maybe? The other people in the park giving him the side-eye would obviously like to know, too!

He’s not just collecting, he’s going to shame you on Nextdoor, with pictures of you ignoring your dog’s waste.

WuMo did a very similar joke recently.

I don’t see a problem here. He’s performing a much needed public service.

He’s making up for those who don’t pick up.

It ain’t the dawgs he’s picking up after, bub.