That masked, sensitive-throated man looks suspiciously like George Corley Wallace, whose segregationist (read ‘racist’) views won him four terms as Alabama’s governor between 1963 and 1987. In my opinion, one of Jimmy Carter’s greatest achievements was to render the man irrelevant in the national political arena.
Notes from the Internet Machine on zaghrata, also known as ululation:
Sources have differed on the historical origin of the zaghareet, but most seem to refer it back to the “Jahiliyya” (The Age of Ignorance) period. While some believe that women used ulutations to stimulate excitement and enthusiasm on battlefields, while other sources believe that they were used to seek mercy and help from the gods.
Conclusion:
There is no historical evidence whatsoever to support modern-day claims that zaghareet are interchangeably used with (or in place of lost) remote controls.
Bill Thompson 8 days ago
Would it help if we gave you a standing ululation?
Imagine 8 days ago
Try ulu-early.
Randy B Premium Member 8 days ago
Could it be an ulcerated uvula?
Superfrog 8 days ago
It certainly does hurt. Next time warn us so we can put in our earplugs.
tudza Premium Member 8 days ago
Better ululate than never. However, when I taught myself Tuvan throat singing I lost my voice for a week, so caution is advised.
Ubintold 8 days ago
Just don’t yodel then.
charles9156 8 days ago
better tell your mom
FLIGHT SUIT 8 days ago
This is exactly the kind of low-brow, dirty-minded humor that caused the Chaldeans to fall out of God’s favor.
The Old Wolf 8 days ago
LeVar Burton can do it nicely. I, on the other hand, can only yodel a bit.
3hourtour Premium Member 8 days ago
…sometimes I just want to shout: …
… HEY HEY HEY HEY! …
… no pain…
…no gain…
…it’s a bird…
…it’s a plane…
…it’s the Green Horny…
…today’s safe word is…
…Ouch! Dam that hurts…
…gargle with Listerine twice a day…
…but don’t put the bananas in the fridge…
…Tarzan something something something…
…my wife recorded me cussing after I accidentally hit my thumb with a hammer…
…she put it to thrash music…
…now we have the #1 hit in Froglandia…
…the Frog Applause Hop…
phritzg Premium Member 8 days ago
I must have a deformed tongue, because no matter how much I tried, I was never able to ululate the letter “r” when learning a foreign language.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 days ago
Then don’t do that.
Second opinion?
That mask makes your eyebrows look fat.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 8 days ago
“Paging Archie Campbell, paging Archie Campbell.”
Rev Phnk Ey 8 days ago
Uluating in the bat cave can get you in trouble.
gigagrouch 8 days ago
Maybe see to having your uvula massaged?
Linguist 8 days ago
I have a one-word cure for your ululation-related sore throat … Tonsillectomy !!
markkahler52 8 days ago
You may uluate with a ukelele. You MAY not with BAGPIPES!!
Howard'sMyHero 8 days ago
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ululating …!
( low hanging fruit too, to, two, tutu )
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Today’s Senryū du Jour:
Misheard, Doc told me,
“Ungual stones – drink more waters
from Uluiul River."
- Lulu’s Zulu “Zoo-Doo” Boo-Boo with Bono’s Cuckoo Bonobo’s Froufrou Banana - Hoodoo & Voodoo BooHoo Booze Queue Ado! by Hugh “Gnu-Gnu” Kachoo © 2024 Adieu Kudzu Press & MuMu CanoeCo., a division of WooHoo! KooKooKaChoob! House and Achoo! KatChew Corp., in coordination with Cue 2 Rue New Pew Sioux Stew Roux, LLC — a leisure service of Tippecanoe & Tyler Two, SoSueMe Lewd TrueView Electronics, and Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Beverage Int’l
coltish1. 8 days ago
That masked, sensitive-throated man looks suspiciously like George Corley Wallace, whose segregationist (read ‘racist’) views won him four terms as Alabama’s governor between 1963 and 1987. In my opinion, one of Jimmy Carter’s greatest achievements was to render the man irrelevant in the national political arena.
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Repetition, and time travel, will do that to you.
to you.
to you.
to you.
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Today’s [ utterly useless backup ] Senryū du Jour:
Zuul the Gatekeeper
is pleased by your painfully
raggedy attempt.
— Gozer the Gozerian, Class 7 Deity of Destruction
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Serves you right for trying to Cthulhu-ululate.
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Well, panel, you struck out — it’s time to flip all the cards and meet our mystery guest today on What’s My Fine…
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Moments in Forgotten TV History presents:
The original 1964 pilot of The Masked Singer:
“Hey, everybody! It’s popular master of ceremonies Stubby Kaye, from the Shenanigans game show!”
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
“Remember, whatever happens — today’s ‘safe words’ are DUCK PUMP.”
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Leo failed to win a door prize for his get-up as The Count of Monty’s Crisco™.
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
“Normally, I would be here to rob you — but, as I am not wearing my striped outfit at the moment, you are free to go.”
willie_mctell 8 days ago
He’ll never do his Slim Whitman tribute album.
Mike Baldwin creator 8 days ago
Ha! That’s okay it’s supposed to.
More bat guano, darling? 8 days ago
Notes from the Internet Machine on zaghrata, also known as ululation:
Sources have differed on the historical origin of the zaghareet, but most seem to refer it back to the “Jahiliyya” (The Age of Ignorance) period. While some believe that women used ulutations to stimulate excitement and enthusiasm on battlefields, while other sources believe that they were used to seek mercy and help from the gods.
Conclusion:
There is no historical evidence whatsoever to support modern-day claims that zaghareet are interchangeably used with (or in place of lost) remote controls.
— Anthrolpological Archaeology & Archaeological Anthropology Journal-Digest-Magazine, Vol. LILILILILILILI
6turtle9 8 days ago
Who is that masked man? Hi- Ho! Frida Away!
artjohn42 8 days ago
Of course it does. IT’S SUPPOSED TO. If it doesn’t, you’re doing it wrong.