Close to Home by John McPherson for July 01, 2024

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    and I cherish that

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    ronaldspence  5 months ago

    that job is the pits

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    eromlig  5 months ago

    Atom Man, meet Atomizer Woman.

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    comixbomix  5 months ago

    Yeah, that Velma’s a giver…

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    She might get a punch in face in return…

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 5 months ago

    We could all use more people like Velma.

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    zerotvus  5 months ago

    Think she’s using Secret on him?

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    She learned she could kill two birds with one stone if she used lemon scented Raid® Ant & Roach spray.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    “Now turn and switch arms.”

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    She’s Dial-ed into her Secret mission. She might even give someone the Axe. Or maybe not, she’s a Dove at heart. But she has had a Degree of success especially with some Bruts since she never lets down her Right Guard.

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    If that’s hairspray I’m gonna applaud.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Where’d she find the spray deodorant?

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    rhpii  5 months ago

    He retaliates with Feminine Hygiene Spray.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t use that Axe Body Spray, Velma! According to TV sitcom nerds, I’m given to understand that the women will be all over him!

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    the lost wizard  5 months ago

    Bleeb should be safe. :)

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    waes-hael  5 months ago

    Not ALL superheroes wear capes!

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    waes-hael  5 months ago

    For a funny bit, go to Youtube and search “Jim Gaffigan Deodorant.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    A little fresh aerosol he needs.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    That’s assault with a smelly weapon.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Give him the the axe, axe, axe.

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    tvstevie  5 months ago

    Hypocrite! Look who gets to sit down!

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    s_krumpe  5 months ago

    just doing her civic duty

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    eb110americana  5 months ago

    There definitely should be some kind of fitting punishment for those people who have decided they don’t need deodorant, and just go through life stinking up the world around them.

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    Buoy  5 months ago

    This is Velma in her later years, after she ditched the Ghost Gang. She spent years in a van with a Great Dane, so she knows all about odor.

    I have a farty Great Dane, and I keep a gas mask handy.

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    LindainOregon  5 months ago

    I think this one would’ve been just as funny without the caption!

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    geese28  5 months ago

    Give him the AXE…

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    Nuclear Nemesis  5 months ago

    We are halfway through the year. Why are they still advertising the 2024 calendar? I’ve been getting mailings that have a 2025 calendar as a gift. One even had a small 2026 calendar.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 2 months ago

    All that’s needed now is a spray to mute mobile users (and their mobiles) who incessantly carry on Conversations in a loud voice or play whatever on their phone with the volume maxed.

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