Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 07, 2024

Made in “Glint”, Michigan.

Twinkle, twinkle little contacts. How I wonder where you are?

Really. They popped out. Has anyone seen them?

Replacing the previous models that only had virtual twinkle.

With glitter!

Do opticians participate in contact sports?

Oh eye see.

So is that a tongue I see in the smiley face device? For cleaning lenses perhaps?

At 72, I like to think there is still a twinkle in my eye; meaning I’m alive and well and still willing to get into some kind of mischief. My ophthalmologist tells me the tiny lightning flashes I sometime see are normal for my age.

Ohhhh… kaayyyyyyy….

Just go easy on the gleam. It could get someone in trouble if it show up at an inappropriate time.

Maybe Don Henly’s bubble headed bleach blonde wore them.

There can’t be any market for contact lenses in “Cornered World”, since everyone, except newborn babies, wears glasses.

They really bring out your cataracts.

I think I must be over the hill, my eye hasn’t had a twinkle for ages now.

You become more optimistic and see stars.

You can get sparkly contacts if you want. You can get all sorts from the dramatic costume store ones (which I wouldn’t advise putting in your eyes) to real, FDA approved color enhancement contacts from reputable companies.

Will they make my brown eyes blue? (Yes, I’m fishing for “likes” from other Crystal Gayle fans.)

That should go right along with his new shoes that give him (make him) twinkle toes,

It will be his best feature.

What about an Artificial Twinkie?

I’ll take ‘em! I’m 66 and I wear makeup everyday. I’ll take contacts with twinkle, thank you very much!

Look closely as the stars twinkle when you look up at the night of the sky.

No thanks, I’d rather not give false twinkles.

Am I the only one who read that as “Twinkie”?

Now I’m thinking I need a cream-filled snack cake as well as contacts.

A la Davy Jones, from The Monkees, when he’d meet the cute girl?

I’m sorry, I read Artificial Twinkie. I couldn’t understand why anyone would want a Twinkie, much less an artificial one! It’s getting late my contacts are getting blurry.

I prefer “gleam” with sky blue option!!!!