Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 17, 2024

Just reached an “attorneyning” point.

When our children are babies we want them to walk and talk, before we know it we just want them to sit down and shut up.

Your lawyer is 2 blocks away in a pink pram.

Sounds like an evil one has been reincarnated. Let’s hope he learns his lesson in this journey on the wheel.

Very wise.

He’s lawyered-up… in preparation for the Terrible Two’s.

Now you have the right to remain silent. … … Please remain silent.

You can’t wait for them to walk and talk so you can tell them to sit down and shut up.

“…I want my lawyer present.”

He/she believes his/her lawyer is gifted?

He may have mentioned Lady Gaga and the Goo Goo Dolls earlier, but that’s still unclear.

he was delivered by a legal eagle…

but… you just did….

It’s a dirty business. :)

Legal ease is learned at a very young age these days one must always cover their butt!

21st Century!

True story- a woman is suing her parents because she was not asked beforehand if she wanted to be born. So, she’s telling women who are pregnant to telepathically ask the child if it wants to be born and if not, get an abortion! You cannot make this stuff up!!

Already concerned about incrimination.

Get me Baby Lawyer on the phone!