Strange Brew by John Deering for July 05, 2024

Definitely not sanctioned by “NASA”.

Every law firm ever, and he’s confused by the mission statement

You’re a lawyer – why didn’t you read our own contract before signing on?

Google decided that “don’t be evil” did not go with dominating the digital world. Full disclosure, I like their phones.

“Mr. Lucifer certainly retains a lot of long-term customers. And he has only one serious competitor in the e-ternity business. Quite a sense of humor, too — printing The Ten Commandments on the urinal pucks.”

Trump organization?

What’s wrong with, “Make as much profit as we can by fleecing as many people as possible?”

I think the mission statement is “All hope abandon, ye who enter here.”

Embrace the discomfort!

This is, I believe, a reference to a (now deprecated) part of the Google prospectus filing: Do No Evil.

Is that a Texan devil? Such long horns.

Stay with whatever works.

Devil’s in the details. :)

Take a look at the core values.

“The women are lovely, the wine is superb

But there’s something about the song that disturbs you…"

- Power of Gold, Fogelberg and Weisberg (1978, when they were still buddies)