Drew Sheneman for June 27, 2024

I really don’t see how he’ll do well here. He’s at is “best”† when he’s mulcting a big crowd of admirers.

† By which I mean “worst” of course.

Pointless debates

Covfefe, hamberders, bing, bing, bing, bing…

Debates are rarely useful, this year’s particularly so. Who doesn’t already know everything there is to know about them. Either you want a decent honorable man who has made the US economy the envy of the world .. or you want the adulterous, criminal who made us a laughing stock of the world in the middle of a pandemic he only made worse.

BTW, the toilet thing is moot – yeah, low-flow ones, when they first came out, were hard to flush, but in recent years technology has figured out how to be low-flow and effective too.

And his favorite subject: How wonderful is Donald Trump.

Why does Trump have so much trouble with water pressure? All of the plumbers who could fix it are too smart to show up for someone who never pays.

Every American citizen should flush their toilets multiple times so that their waste will reach Joe Biden up on stage during the debates quickly and much sooner.

Thoughts and prayers that Donnie goes off the deep end, deeply….

Strong Chinese men coming here to get us from the inside (New York rally) Hannibal Lector, refutle, fake news, rigged election, joes on drugs, I’m the best at…

…& what should be flushed in them.

Don’t forget nuking hurricanes and magic sharpies.

Trump knows it takes at least 15 flushes to to move state secrets into the sewer.

Under NFL rules, “Resolved: Windmills cause cancer.”

Donald Trump is:

A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS, DEMENTED E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, GRIFTER, GUILTY H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENDACIOUS, MENTAL N: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR, VENAL W: A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

“Trump’s dream debate format”

Not at all. Those are all old “topics”. He won’t be happy unless he’s inventing “new” absurdities.

Ask him why the shark wasn’t electrocuted, too.

It doesn’t matter what happens in this “debate”. I will not vote for a rapist, a thief, a convicted felon and traitor. No. It angers me that von Shitzenpants is even being considered worthy to run.

Ask yourself if you would leave your young daughter with Trump. If the answer is yes, you are a loss as a human and a parent

As it turns out, Biden would have dug a smaller hole for himself than he did in the actual debate.