Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 01, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 4 months ago

    To see the original 1955 art and text, click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic.

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    mokspr Premium Member 4 months ago

    And a Happy Canada Day to all!

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    He was a dud

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    pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago

    MISSILE. The word is spelled MISSILE.

    (I repeatedly offer my services as a proofreader to cartoonists but so far no one has ever taken me up on it. And my rates are so reasonable!)

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    He has left many a Miss ill.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    Sorry, the boat is leaky. I’m a no show for the night.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  4 months ago

    “….and off course.”

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    And what a radioactive MESS!

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    pat sandy creator 4 months ago

    more like a sparkler…

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just before his missile lands, he’ll shout “Incoming!”

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    Differentname  4 months ago

    [very NSFW]

    Woman catches her husband cheating. Enraged, she goes out and gets herself done up at her best. Looking like a star on the red carpet, she goes to the sleaziest biker bar she can find.

    In a minute she spots her target. Tall, hairy, covered with tattoos, and loaded with muscles.

    Ten minutes later they are in the motel, going at it like two wild animals.

    Eleven minutes later the guy is done and is already lighting a cigarette.

    “You creep. Who the hell is supposed to get off from that?”

    “Me.”

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    His name is Houston and he has a problem.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago

    A Damp Squib or a gnab gib

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    scote1379 Premium Member 4 months ago

    A Damp Squib or a Gnab Gib ?

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    freshmeet2030  4 months ago

    Exploded on the launch pad …

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    el_eye  4 months ago

    Never achieved orbit !

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 4 months ago

    She gave a whimper after that bang.

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    She was looking forward to the Grand Finale, but he punked out.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Prematurely….a man’s worst enemy in bed……….

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    Jml58  4 months ago

    Is that why they call you quickshot.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    This was in the days before female “anti-missile” protection.

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    OldDesertLizard Premium Member 4 months ago

    MISSILE – #nobodyproofreads

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    Another Take  4 months ago

    HER: Leave room for the Holy Spirit!

    HIM: Sorry baby. I don’t do 3 Ways.

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    grange Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’d be right on time if he moved north. Happy Canada Day, everybody!

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    Vet Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well he’s got that problem out of the way………continue Play.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Cue that Song Which Shall Not Be Named! (c. 1977)

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    chriscc63  4 months ago

    just wait 15 min.

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