Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 09, 2024

Does the enemy to hate you personally, or will you settle for someone who hates a group you belong to collectively?

Try throwing mud at them, Phoebe, and see if that helps.

Get involved in politics and you’ll have plenty of enemies.

Marigold could be your enemy if you want.

Have we seen Alejandra before?

I’ve known people who acted as if they were my enemy, but not because I was important. That I exist is enough for some.

Marigold was so comfortable with you she was not listening at the time, her friendship should counteract any enemies you may have!!

Dakota was still Phoebe’s frenemy as recently as last summer’s long story arc in which Dana’s narration called them “frenemies”.

mG looks extremely lovely in the first pane… pH looks like she has botoid arms for hair.

Sometimes not being important is the best-case scenario.

There’s that goblin queen (Prunella?). She lured you, Marigold, and Dakota into a trap that one time.

No, you’re not enough of a jerk to have enemies. It’s a good thing.

That was my problem in high school! I wasn’t important enough to have enemies! I just sort of floated along middle of the stream.

“I prefer an exciting enemy to a boring friend.”—Professor Feather T. Barnswallow

Oh, my dear Phoebe, you’re only nine years old!