Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 22, 2024

His arthritis is acting up again!!!

You all stepped on a crack, and you know what that means!

I’m not sure a muscle relaxant would help. Not a lot of meat on him.

It’s not really a sore shoulder. Death is just pointing at (and laughing at) the tan shoes on the middle person.

You may not feel bad, but there are now a lot of dead ants at your feet.

Death plays the old “Pull my Finger” gag on unsuspecting citizens.

Maybe he’s saying “Drop and give me 50!”.

Now’s the time to get out of there – while his scythe is down.

Ernie, Meenie, Mynie, Moe! I’m figuring out which one will go! Ennie, Meenie, Mynie, Me! Maybe I’ll just take all Three!!

Isometric exercises and some yoga poses should help

If his shoulder suddenly recovers, hopefully none of them ate the salmon mousse!

Death’s just being humerus.

No, your shoes are untied

I wonder if it’s affecting his legs as well. You know, “Tibia or not tibia?”

Cue Randy Newman.

Maybe death should take a holiday and see an orthopedist.

If his scythe gets dull, he can always use a shoulder blade.