Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 09, 2024

Occupational hazard. Check his wallet.

Or let them pay first?

Late lunch

That’s the last time he orders “Death By Chocolate.”

The onion soup here is to die for.

Well FiddleStyx!

“Dead like me”, tv series, worth binging if you can find it.

the other guy’s a dead beat.

His Employer must provide him with an expense account.

This made me laugh out loud.

People are dying to have dinner with him.

Face down in Egg drop soup….ugh….

You took him too soon.

What did you expect? They’re all deadbeats.

chalk it off as a business expense…

If you’re dining with Death, you need to order it “to go.”

of corpse you are…

“Ha ha! That’s what you get, Grimmy-boy! Oh, sorry…I was just kidding, Mr. Reaper! Please don’t kill (cough) me (gasp)…”

Maybe it’s time for Death to take a holiday.

Last thing that guy said was, “I’ll pay that over my dead body!”

The Grim Reaper just hasn’t it figured it out — not the sharpest scythe in the field, is he?