B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 16, 2024

Ain’t that the truth!

Gnats are so annoying? No, they’re gnot.

If it could sing, would that be Gnat King Cole?

Dad, why do they spell gnomes, gnats and gnus like that?

Because it’s nothin’ but a ‘G’ thing.

My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers…

She draws flies and gnats.

Gnats all folks!

Ants really can/do stink. I can remember a number of times smashing or digging into a fairly large ant hill and noticing a smell as if some chemical had just been sprayed there. Then I recalled that almost all ants (in the Family Formicidae) produce and can spray Formic Acid as an alarm to other ants and as a deterrent to predators.

He so arroGNAT he calls you repugnANT eh.

Gnaturally…..

Je concur

Gnats all folks…

Gnats annoy me too, they’re always gnattering on and on and on.

Snarky Gnats. Pains in the Gnats. (Sorry, more than a bit of a stretch.)

…….and loud!!!!!

Species-ism at its worst.

At any relative size, it seems!

Yes, they are.

Almost as much as the spelling of their species name. Just ask any no-see-em.

And they don’t play baseball well.

Gnat, Gnop, Gnight!!

He’s on his way to buy a bug zapper

that gnat’s a real brat!

Are they ever!

And remember: gnats is angst spelled sideways!

No need to get gnasty about it.

That’s gnat funny.