Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 18, 2024

Split the atom?

Wiz has the life, a coffee maker and ground coffee

It’s just about right when you stir it and the spoon dissolves.

To make a good coffee, you fill up a medium-size pot until roughly half, and add water.

Then, take a horseshoe and throw it in the coffee. If the horseshoe floats, it’s ready. If it sinks, add more coffee.

I’ll take mine black.

He needs to zap it with his wand.

Just eat the grounds.

Has anyone in Id invented electricity?

If the spoon won’t stand up in the cup, it ain’t strong enough.

Nuclear coffee eh.

Call in Doc for a consult.

as we’re getting close to august 6th, the crew of the Enola Gay didn’t know what they were carrying when they left Tinian. The commander had a meeting with them in flight and said they could ask any questions.The tail gunner asked if they were carrying a chemist’s nightmare meaning poison gas. “no”Are we carrying a physist’s nightmare?- Tibbets ended the meeting and everyone went back to their stations. Half an hour later, over the intercom he confirmed to he crew they were splitting atoms.

There was a guy at work who made coffee like this. He filled up the filter basket half full to make one pot. Sheesh! When I saw that I’d move that pot to the warmer, put an empty pot in the brew station and hit the brew button again. There were so many grounds. You could make at least three pots.

Poor Adam.

….ole boy must not be paying for his own coffee!!!!!

and while you’re at it Wiz, can you figure out how to put bubbles in beer.

How about ’It’s not strong enough until the coffee maker turns itself on’?

A new level of feeling wired.

My daughter used to make coffee like that, some of the ground coffee wasn’t even wet after she made her cup

This is Garfield-level coffee right here.

If it doesn’t crawl out of the pot and introduce itself to people, it’s not coffee.

How do you split a coffee atom, and what happens when you do.

I like my daily thermos of coffee to be strong (chilled and black, as well), but I think he’s overdoing it just a little.