Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 19, 2024

Poorly picked personnel performing policies per poorly practiced plus particularized practices.

It has nothing to do with the leadership; right?

“And, what does this red button do?….”

Fatalities are up at the practice firing range.

And he still managed to not shoot himself!

“God is not on the side of the biggest battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best” (Voltaire).And these are stormtroopers…

But if Dirk and his stormtroopers defeated the R.U. Sirius, he’d be out of a job. If he wants to retire with a pension, he’ll need to make this battle last at least another 10 years.

When you pay less than MacDonalds, with a job description that has more degrading acts than flipping burgers and includes being shot at, you aren’t going to attract a high caliber of minion.

Not at all surprised it took management 20 years to look into something that wasn’t working.

Happy birthday! I really like your work.

Wow, I didn’t realize it had been 20 years! Congratulations!

Explains a lot about why the bad guys are always such lousy shots…

should have hired bucky

Considering them highly trained and deadly could be part of the problem.

The kickback is deadly.

If he was pulling the trigger the wrong way, was it sucking in bullets?

Of course, one Threats in Management course does not really equip him for commanding a Death Star.

They were all told to “Fire at Will!” and they’re all looking for Will. They have seen Brewster, Cliff, Pam, Dr. Mel, Ensign Kenny, Winky and even Bucky, but no one named Will.

So Dirk Raider is asking why he hasn’t been able to defeat the R.U. Sirius in 20 years, while his stormtroopers can’t even hold a gun correctly? Seems like a loaded question to me.

Maybe it’s the fatigues?

Is this soldier’s name Dan Quayle, perchance?

Salute to Casino Royale (1967) A comedy with multiple James Bonds (David Niven, Peter Sellers, Woody Allen) During the final fight, George Raft walks up to Niven and says, “I found out this gun shoots backwards. I’ve just killed myself.” And drops dead.