Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 18, 2024

Don’t beam me aboard right now Scotty, I’m in the men’s roo______________________

It is not as much about abduction, as it is about lost luggage.

Once aboard the will be probing questions.

Just punchlines tonight;

“To Serve Man"

They’re not rushing the gate?

Obviously somewhere in Georgia.

Will they do a cavity search? Probe-ably.

Then they will show them their new recipe book. How to serve Humans.

It’s all about the presentation.

“To Serve Man” is … is a cookbook!

ah . . . Southwest Airlines

“and once on board, feel free to eat up! The buffet is open 24/7!!”

Thank goodness I didn’t have a mouthful of coffee … ROFLMAO!!

How do the wheelchair climb the rope ladder?

There goes their Yelp rating.

“To Serve Man.”