Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 17, 2024

Tempting fate.

My dad was a grocer who started out as a meat butcher. So those lines look very familiar!!!

He’s a cut above the rest.

Why is he naked in the living room?

“De plane! De plane!”

Oh, not that Tattoo.

They steered him wrong when they castrated him. With prices these days, they had to castrate him in order to make ends meat.

He only had a few to Select from. It was his Choice. There were no Prime tattoos available.

I’ve said it before, but I’ve never gotten a tattoo!

I have scars, and scars are just tattoos with way better stories! ツ

“And I thought you were so butch!”

Sometimes it seems like the one tattooed is almost asking to be teased and mocked. This one seems to be asking to be roasted (or, at least, butchered).

It is also National Hotdog Day and National Peach Ice Cream Day.

Cutting remarks. :)

They should have labeled the sections

An old friend, when he was in the Navy and on his first shore leave, got a small tattoo of Woody Woodpecker‘s head on what he said was the most ignored part of his body … behind one of his knees …!

( can’t remember which knee, but he was always quick to show it off )

so just cut on the dotted line??

He’s a reBULL.

His name? Sir Loin!