The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 31, 2024

If that’s Jesus and he visited Earth today, he would take away that star.

Things are hot enough as it is… I’m not sure i want to raise us to 3 stars…

So true, the way things are now!

Absentee landlord, can’t get the hvac or plumbing fixed.

I don’t blame him!!!

He made it, according to religious zealots

It’s the ‘Earth-billy Elegy’.

I dunno’ about the “…in His own image and likeness.” part anymore.

Yelp review of the occupants of Earth: They got too big for their britches, and too smart for their own good – ¼ *

Gaze at the beauty of the green earth. Now think. Saint Hildegard of Bingen (1098-1179)

Too bad everything didn’t turn out like this ad from a long time ago…"I’d like to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony, I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company That’s the real thing.

In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, “Mostly Harmless.”

The E.T. department rating planets says visit Earth at your own risk. Besides the issues listed by Scott, the people are absolutely bonkers.

They make some pretty funny cartoons, though.

“You made your planet, now lie in it!”

Earth’d be nice if not for humans. As a race, we’re basically flawed. Too much entitlement, too little altruism and too much ability to affect changes.

Meh, cheap shots aren’t funny. OH, wait, I get it… because it’s YELP. Hah ha.

He gave the Earth one star, but he gave the universe 100 billion stars.

Tristan da Cunha was nice, though.

I think that the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is more accurate !

And on the 8th day, he created Google to oversee all the activities of mankind. :)

Notice the use of the past tense? “Gave”? I wonder if he’s reconsidering.

My ancestors would not have settled in Wisconsin if they knew the dew-points would be 70 degrees with thunderstorms every few days.

But they do have coffee.

On the other hand, it has water and a breathable atmosphere. I give it 4 stars.

Slum planet of the neighborhood.

“why did I ever kill off the dinosaurs? Dumbest move I ever made.”

I thought that was Texas?