Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 31, 2024

They’re both royal pains.

Sorry Hammie.

Unrest in the Royal family!

Queen B

Poohbah!

But Sire, I thought you said “Burn the Queen at the stake and bring me a Bud Light”. It’s been more than a few years since that commercial was on but I still laugh when I remember it!

Jammie: I’m king, you’re nothing. Zoe: Big deal! You’re the king of nothing.

Ha! I called it! Zoe remembered her Queenliness!

I see a royal rumble coming on, until September takes them both out.

Tell her, “So, you’re ’Queen of Cleaning the Toilet and Raking Leaves then.”

Zoe generously shares.

Oh, great! Something else for them to fight over… Mom will be SO thrilled!

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

Can’t wait to see Wren’s little crown.

Typical Monarchy, the King and the Queen can’t get along. Somebody sharpen the axe, it’s gonna be needed soon.

“The Peasants are revolting!”

And Wanda will be thinking the next few weeks will be the longest of the summer.

Ah, big sisters. Gotta love ’em.

’cause Zoe said so.

The Queen of Everything Else trumps/outranks the King of Summer.

Hammie needs an ace up his sleeve…..

He’s got to be careful one step at a time. She can move everywhere.

give it up, Hamish… you can’t win….

Ya, the queen of tattling.

Let’s settle this over a Whopper at Burger King

Princess High-n-Mighty Bigshot Told-ya-so Boss of the World has been promoted!

No matter. Summer’s worth more than all three other seasons combined.

Yeah, but you’re still king Hammie.

Typical Zoe.

Who nominated you?!

She one upped you Hammie