Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 24, 2024

National Literalists Day:

To people who speak hyperbolically and figuratively … Beware!

Ya want fries with that broken glass?

“Umm… is that “to go” or are you gonna eat it here?!”

(As kids, when someone would wipe-out on their bicycle, we would say “wow… he just ate it!”)

Wow! Dave just ate it!

Duh, you want fries wid dat?

This ain’t Sonic, Dude.

All I need is a car and a drivers liscence….and cataract surgery, so I can pass the test…….

Also National Cousins Day

It’s over, under, around, and drive-thru, Dave!

No Hot Coffee for you!

That’s not what the sign meant, Dave.

Would you like fries with that repair bill?

Literallitis unite …!

That is one sharp looking hamburger flipper.

“I wuz jus’ follwin in struck shuns!”

Will Dave wind up with a “pane” in the neck? d;o)

Good combo of two days into one cartoon. Dave.

Not his fault. No way to drive up alongside the window. He drove where the arrow pointed, didn’t he?

Wow, I barely had time to step out of the way

an’ what’s also funny is the kid there doesn’t seem to even care! …maybe he’s asleep??

I do not use drive thru windows because sometimes there is an over head sign which would damage the antenna on my Jeep.

Well the sign is pointing the wrong way.