Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 25, 2024

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 2 months ago

    So, so marvelous!

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    There, their, they’re…

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  2 months ago

    Ⅰ thought “homophone” just meant they’d intalled Grindr

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    kendavis09  2 months ago

    The crows are over THERE on THEIR roost and THEY’RE going to be all night.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    He also had an updated perfume that he had to ship over again:

    He resent a recent re-scent.

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member 2 months ago

    Actually, he’s five of a kind because he’s in five panels.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    He didn’t mention a cold meal he had when he was in South America: yes, the chili was chilly in Chile

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    I’m getting married on a small patch of land in the ocean. I’ll walk the aisle on an isle.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    He remembered again to revitalize a wildebeest clone —

    — He re-knew to renew a re-gnu.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    In the bubble, he tripled the usual double without trouble

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    InTraining Premium Member 2 months ago

    wonder if Mr. Homophone and Mr. Malaprop no each other…?

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    StephenHoyt  2 months ago

    And baseball Bats at night games that hit Bats that fly in the path of the fly ball.

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    Let’s see if you can guess these.

    We suppress the detection device for the religious perfume burner.

    The morning moisture was destined for the dove.

    It’s the drinking vessel used by sailors as they aimlessly sail.

    A simple poem about a lazy god statue.

    The Virgin was happy to wed.

    The Wizard launched his small falcon from his position between the crenellations.

    After I have struck him with my patella, I desire to work the dough.

    The small bird from Baltimore landed on the projection from the window with a holy light about its head.

    He urinates on the vegetables which will not make peace.

    I glimpse at the mountain top in a fit of irritation.

    The enemy plunders, so my brother supplicates as we extol God.

    Rob the metal to cut the center of the vascular plant.

    The sun brightened my inner being, putting a spring in the bottom of my shoe.

    The words of the prophet would burn the land leaving a withered landscape.

    Inscribe the correct practice.

    Assess the watery part of the milk en route.

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    ChessPirate  2 months ago

    “Were you impressed by the new Corn-Themed Hedge Puzzle?”

    “Yes, I was amazed by the Maize Maze…”

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    Autological  2 months ago

    “Today I’m 3 of a kind?” I don’t get it.

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    dbrucepm  2 months ago

    Where did the clothing salesman wear his ware?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Nobody won the Bangkok knot-making contest…it was a Thai tie tie.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    What a bad day to discover I’m homophonicphobic.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    Biden is bidin’ his time until buh bye, time to go, Joe.

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    PaintTheDust  2 months ago

    “Three of a Kind” — what a great episode. Liked Susanne Modeski!

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    mbhiggins5555  2 months ago

    I would just like to see many people use their, there and they’re correctly.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 2 months ago

    But still short of a full deck.

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    Ron Bauerle  2 months ago

    And here I thought “ewe” was pronounced like “ewww” (yuk).

    Learned something, now I can go home – oh, wait…

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