Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 09, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    he’s moved on to another dimension — one without parallel

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    He grew up in the sticks.

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    PaulAbbott2  4 months ago

    It was a sine of things to come

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is sooooo funny. My insides are aching.

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    He always had an angle.

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    Little Caesar  4 months ago

    A whole new body of knowledge.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  4 months ago

    And still he got ahead !!!!!

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    Prawnclaw  4 months ago

    Hex-hes gon!

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    BigBoy  4 months ago

    Prolly polygonal

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Will they be sticking around for the funeral service?

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    Gent  4 months ago

    But not his head? Why? Circles is geometry too.

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    jango  4 months ago

    The Ted Williams version of a funeral?

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    Judging by the position of their arms and legs, he was always a straight arrow.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I want to donate mine to science.

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    He loved flying, he spent his whole life in a plane.

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    Norris66  4 months ago

    His brother donated his to English.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is pointless.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good one, Mr. Parisi.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    There are lines of mourners.

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    namleht  4 months ago

    She blinded me with…..Geometry…

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    looks like he lost at hangman…

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    His eyes became loci.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    These guys should be gymnasts. I bet they’d stick the landing every time.

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