You’d better hope Zoe doesn’t learn what you mean by that, Hammie. Otherwise, she’ll shove that marker so far up your butt, you’ll be sneezing out ink until high school!
Reminds me of a Golden Oldie I recall from my younger days:
A missionary is preaching to a primitive tribe that seems very receptive to his words. After almost every sentence they interrupt with a chant of, “Umgawa! Umgawa!”
When the sermon is over, the missionary’s guide walks him back to his tent. The missionary comments, with some pride, “Well, everyone in the tribe really seemed excited during my sermon.”
“Yes, very excited,” the guide replies. Then he points to a large pile of animal dung in their path. “Careful,” he warns, “don’t step in the umgawa.”
C 2 months ago
See Jane bellow
danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago
Should Hammie start calling her Jane or Cheetah.
Yakety Sax 2 months ago
Tarzan—man of few words.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 2 months ago
(◠⯋◠) ROFL!!
that was brilliant, Hammie
iggyman 2 months ago
Hammie learns a new word!
ddl297 2 months ago
Still waiting for them to make a live action Tarzan movie, with a female “Tarzan”, a male "Jane “(”Joel"?) and a Cheetah “Cheetah”.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
lmao that’s funny.
jmworacle 2 months ago
And more eloquently to boot….
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
You’d better hope Zoe doesn’t learn what you mean by that, Hammie. Otherwise, she’ll shove that marker so far up your butt, you’ll be sneezing out ink until high school!
Robert Nowall Premium Member 2 months ago
Kreegah! Bundalo!
mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago
Just borrowed ‘Tarzan’ for my e-reader. You know, I don’t believe I ever read it. Very interesting so far.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Not just her vocabulary Hammie, but Zoe’s whole demeanor in life.
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
You don’t have to live in a jungle to be savage…..
J-Yoshi64 2 months ago
That’s not true, Hammie! It’s missing “I’m telling!”
Cactus-Pete 2 months ago
Except Tarzan says “ungawa” not “umgawa”. (And it’s a made-up word.)
The Quiet One 2 months ago
But will it work?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
I was always impressed by how versatile “ungawa” was. Tarzan could do anything with it!!
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
or you could just ask Alexa… (I’m gonna hafta try that when I get home! Lol!)
Strawberry King 2 months ago
The original Zoe.
rshive 2 months ago
The things that one learns from TV ….
paullp Premium Member 2 months ago
Reminds me of a Golden Oldie I recall from my younger days:
A missionary is preaching to a primitive tribe that seems very receptive to his words. After almost every sentence they interrupt with a chant of, “Umgawa! Umgawa!”
When the sermon is over, the missionary’s guide walks him back to his tent. The missionary comments, with some pride, “Well, everyone in the tribe really seemed excited during my sermon.”
“Yes, very excited,” the guide replies. Then he points to a large pile of animal dung in their path. “Careful,” he warns, “don’t step in the umgawa.”
David Rickard Premium Member 2 months ago
Jaffa kree!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
“Umgawa” means “Let’s run a spear through that guy,just f or fun”