I did a consulting gig at UPS one time (when they were still a private company). It was very weird because they expected everyone to follow the same schedule as their drivers. On my first day, I was in the middle of an detailed technical discussion with another consultant and all of a sudden he said, “Oh, it’s ten o’clock. Time for a coffee break.” I looked at him as asked, “Are you serious?” But everyone did it. Lunch at noon, coffee break at 3:00, out at 5:00. No matter what. It was really weird in a professional environment. I have no idea whether it’s still like that.
TStyle78 3 months ago
It might not be that bad.
angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago
Oh my gosh! Kinda sick, but funny.
Little Caesar 3 months ago
AA/AAA was worse – an auto club for drunk drivers.
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
They have to cooperate, because their health insurance plan won’t pay without proof of the delivery.
nosirrom 3 months ago
I am not ready for my closeup Dr DeMille.
My First Premium Member 3 months ago
Funny concept.
wongo 3 months ago
Amazon prime: Free returns!
iggyman 3 months ago
Must be a part-timer from Amazon!
iggyman 3 months ago
Oh my, the stirrups!
mfrasca 3 months ago
The Queen in labor.
Lady loves a joke 3 months ago
Don’t give them any ideas.
Potamus 3 months ago
For security purposes, enter the delivery room number to view the photo. _____
philwinn 3 months ago
funny
jango 3 months ago
Wait’ll they have to provide proof-of-purchase!
s_krumpe 3 months ago
because dad hasn’t already taken a picture or video of the whole thing.
“Did you get any video of the delivery?” “Naw. Got some great shots of the conception, but nothing on the delivery.” – Jeff Foxworthy
uniquename 3 months ago
I did a consulting gig at UPS one time (when they were still a private company). It was very weird because they expected everyone to follow the same schedule as their drivers. On my first day, I was in the middle of an detailed technical discussion with another consultant and all of a sudden he said, “Oh, it’s ten o’clock. Time for a coffee break.” I looked at him as asked, “Are you serious?” But everyone did it. Lunch at noon, coffee break at 3:00, out at 5:00. No matter what. It was really weird in a professional environment. I have no idea whether it’s still like that.
cactusbob333 3 months ago
I think she is snapping his picture, too.
carol yannucci Premium Member 3 months ago
Is the baby swaddled in “brown”?
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
At least no risk of porch pirates here…..
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
Hi Ho Hi Ho, its off to work we go!
Puzzler Premium Member 3 months ago
Is it just me, or does mom look like she is floating?
markkahler52 3 months ago
Wanna know the exact birth time to get the Natal Chart just right… but that’s a little bit too much!!
Lablubber 3 months ago
What’s the kids tracking number?
Lablubber 3 months ago
Could have a voided a long pregnancy with FedEx. When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight.
Bilan 3 months ago
Nine months from the time of placing the order?
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“Next time tell your office not to email me updates on expected delivery every hour!”
Digital Frog 3 months ago
Deliveries in Rear
Buoy 3 months ago
Delivering the baby is one thing, but I certainly wouldn’t want him delivering the sperm to the egg.