The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 09, 2024

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    TStyle78  3 months ago

    It might not be that bad.

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh my gosh! Kinda sick, but funny.

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    AA/AAA was worse – an auto club for drunk drivers.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    They have to cooperate, because their health insurance plan won’t pay without proof of the delivery.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    I am not ready for my closeup Dr DeMille.

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    My First Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funny concept.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Amazon prime: Free returns!

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Must be a part-timer from Amazon!

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Oh my, the stirrups!

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    The Queen in labor.

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    Lady loves a joke  3 months ago

    Don’t give them any ideas.

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    Potamus  3 months ago

    For security purposes, enter the delivery room number to view the photo. _____

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    philwinn  3 months ago

    funny

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    jango  3 months ago

    Wait’ll they have to provide proof-of-purchase!

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    s_krumpe  3 months ago

    because dad hasn’t already taken a picture or video of the whole thing.

    “Did you get any video of the delivery?” “Naw. Got some great shots of the conception, but nothing on the delivery.” – Jeff Foxworthy

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    I did a consulting gig at UPS one time (when they were still a private company). It was very weird because they expected everyone to follow the same schedule as their drivers. On my first day, I was in the middle of an detailed technical discussion with another consultant and all of a sudden he said, “Oh, it’s ten o’clock. Time for a coffee break.” I looked at him as asked, “Are you serious?” But everyone did it. Lunch at noon, coffee break at 3:00, out at 5:00. No matter what. It was really weird in a professional environment. I have no idea whether it’s still like that.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    I think she is snapping his picture, too.

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    carol yannucci Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is the baby swaddled in “brown”?

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    At least no risk of porch pirates here…..

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    Hi Ho Hi Ho, its off to work we go!

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    Puzzler Premium Member 3 months ago

    Is it just me, or does mom look like she is floating?

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Wanna know the exact birth time to get the Natal Chart just right… but that’s a little bit too much!!

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    What’s the kids tracking number?

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    Could have a voided a long pregnancy with FedEx. When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Nine months from the time of placing the order?

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    “Next time tell your office not to email me updates on expected delivery every hour!”

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    Deliveries in Rear

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    Delivering the baby is one thing, but I certainly wouldn’t want him delivering the sperm to the egg.

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