Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 16, 2024

It would be a major offense. You’ve got a lot pluck for trying. Were you just yanking my chord?

I know that’s a guitar fret, but what chord is that? It’s been a while since I played.

The beer would probably B♭.

The C and the G have a fifth between them.

Nothing to fret about

If I bring my shovel does that change it?

Eh? What this? Musical notes?

Bartender’s name is Clef.

So is the bartender’s name Gordon Clifford, or G-Cliff?

This is really bass.

Treble maker.

this gag really strikes a chord.

They need to rest.

“HA! … jokes on you, I’m tuned down a whole step, so I’m G Minor! … um, but that really doesn’t help my case, does it!?”

(Dave might just be a guitarist!)

I am Am. Am I am.

I don’t like your tone.

“Don’t give him any treble!” Indeed. Are the bases already loaded?

By any measure, this bar is a major attraction …!

( wah, wah, waaah )

Songs in the key of A-minor tend to sound sad or melancholy. Example: “Greensleeves”. I like to play Jerry Garcia’s “Loser” in A-minor. (I only know how to play by ear).

At least the G string is covered.

I’m more of an E7 # 9 kind of guy! Scuse me while I kiss the sky !

What chord is struck when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A♭minor.

A warning of definite note!

Here stanza disappointed minor.

Just skedaddle, Morris.

Not even a couple cords of wood and some High-C?

duly noted!

Maybe he’s there for a capo-ccino?

Is this an example of “bass” humor? Should I be taking “notes?” d;o)