Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 21, 2024

Looks like a few lines on the table too.

Mezcal allows the early bird to sleep in.

The early bird gets plastered?

The worm already finished it, but now you can have pickled worm. I hear it’s a delicacy in some places.

the early bird and the hammered bird…

In the 70’s my ex-BIL ate that worm on their honeymoon in Cancun. Now he’s dead. Just sayin’.

“Before you leave,you put money on the bar for the Mezcal”…Hombre.

They should be down to the worm a little after midnight. I’d say that makes him the early bird.

The bird that gets to the bottom of the bottle gets the worm.

The worm has turned!

It’s actually a catapillar.

Would you like some more agave, Maria?

Not for me unless poop-cleaned.

Yep, why wait !

FYI: For future reference, worms do not have legs, the “worms” in Mescal are the larva of a beetle. Far as I know all insect larva have legs.

um… yuck… I’ll pass

1 Mezcal,

2 Mezcal,

3 Mezcal,

WORM…!

Ya know, eatin’ that worm never ended well for me…

We should all congratulate Dave for not calling it a bottle of tequila, as is common in comics…