Taught at a community college for a bit. Wasn’t uncommon to find students who would enroll, get a Pell grant, never attend class, and then drop all classes once they had been a “student” long enough to keep the grant. But, no. Nobody “worked” the system.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.”
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what the heck is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says: “It’s a knickknack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 17 days ago
“Painiac.”
eromlig 17 days ago
Cast off your yolk!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 17 days ago
Can you really afford to be that smart?
Gent 17 days ago
Eh who that Big Brains?
pat sandy creator 17 days ago
Brainiac as a young man…
Dobie Premium Member 17 days ago
He’s not full yet, there’s still room for some quantum physics.
Nighthawks Premium Member 16 days ago
he was one of those two little weird aliens in the Star Trek pilot episode
derdave969 16 days ago
Taught at a community college for a bit. Wasn’t uncommon to find students who would enroll, get a Pell grant, never attend class, and then drop all classes once they had been a “student” long enough to keep the grant. But, no. Nobody “worked” the system.
rockyridge1977 16 days ago
Professional student!!!!
strick9 16 days ago
Ahh the eggheads back
Gameguy49 Premium Member 16 days ago
It looks like he has reached “full” and should go out and use what he’s learned.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 16 days ago
" So, how have you been?"
" Just swell."
wildlandwaters 16 days ago
looks like an episode from the Twilight Zone!
Buoy 16 days ago
My friends call me Einstein all the time. Nice going, Einstein… smooth move, Einstein…
davewhamond creator 16 days ago
It’s all in his head.
The Tooninator creator 16 days ago
you gotta like that hair!
cuzinron47 16 days ago
It’s gonna blow!!
markkahler52 16 days ago
Yes….is ME!!
just-passing-by 16 days ago
Reminds me of this old joke:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.”
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what the heck is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says: “It’s a knickknack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone”