Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2024

They shouldn’t let those breed

Shark Tales!

hahahaha that kid with its mouth open, so gone to this world!!

FL’s new libraries

Has CPS investigated Cinderella’s stepmother?

The teddy bears seems quite interested.

Noooooooooo

The lawyer should bone up on his research. Individual 2 never saw the pumpkin or knew anything about it.

Tomorrow night: Arithmetic Story Problems, with characters A, B, and C, (Or is there too much Romance in Mathematics?)

The story had its intended effect.

Grimms gone grim

a few years ago i picked up some books- politically correct fairy tales.

Hickory dickory dock

The mice ran up the clock

The clock struck one

And the others escaped with minor injuries

There are bench-warrants out for Hansel (defacing private property, theft and littering), Gretel (defacing private property, theft and littering, and Goldilocks (Breaking and entering, destruction of private property, theft). When they are caught, their arraignments will be on YouTube.

Individual #2 – the legal owner of the Glass Slipper?

Is that by the Finders Keepers Law?

Must be the Florida version deinsantoes approved

Pumpkin Spice?

Wow, that would be very effective at putting me to sleep! I’d get a headache trying to read it, though.

This makes my fingernails hurt — at least the kid is able to sleep through it!

wow, he put the cat to sleep too, or maybe not.

For once, legalese served it’s purpose.

Even the teddies are asleep.

Dad must be a lawyer. He seems very wrapped up in the story while his audience sleeps.

Well, that’s one way to put your kids to sleep. :-D

Ha! If I have kids, this is what I’m going to read to them.

Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, book sellers.

A class action complaint against individual 2 alleging sexual assault for non-consensual foot fondling has been filed.

Time to reopen cold case fairy tale and nursery rhyme cases? Bones and Booth look into Humpty Dumpty’s splattered eggshell?

Goldilocks and the Three Torts.

….and they all counter-sued happily ever after.

Courtesy of the Harvard Law Revue.

None of us kids ever slept on an Edward Everett Horton fractured telling.

Not laughing matter anymore. It’s happening on many college campuses these days.

This is what you miss out on when you can’t go to jury duty

it did the job it was supposed to, kid’s knocked out cold. hahaha.

The one from way back had the ugly steps whittling away at their feet to fit the shoe.

Wow, kinda cynical, even for Wiley!

Special Prosecutors report ?

I am about to go asleep just reading today’s comics.

Dad knows how to put her to sleep.

Today’s trivia, courtesy of Dr. Internet: “Some suggested that Cinderella (in Charles Perrault’s 1697 telling of the fairy tale) wore a fur shoe rather than a glass one, arguing that the French term verre (glass) was a mistranslation of the term vair (fur) and noting that fur slippers were highly valued in the past. But all aspects of dress in Perrault’s story were pointedly contemporary, and fur slippers were not in fashion at the end of the 17th century. Furthermore, when the slipper is place on Cinderella’s foot, it is proclaimed to fit as though it were made of wax — meaning it was absolutely form fitting. The rigidity and individual fit achievable through a bespoke (as it were) glass slipper moulded exactly to Cinderella’s foot would have confirmed her identity. A fur slipper would have had ‘give’ and would have fit any number of people.”

What, no person’s of interest or unindicted co-conspirators?

Where were these when I needed to get my son to sleep? He would’ve been out like a light.

Well it sent her too sleep just fine.

Democrat fairy tales of lies should not be pushed onto the public through propaganda.

Meantime a frog identifying as a ‘Prince’ continues to prey upon unsuspecting women by soliciting ‘kisses’ (hint. hint. wink. wink.) with vague promises of happily ever after…

I think this one even put the teddy bear to sleep.

Guaranteed somnolence in under thirty seconds!

So that’s what happens when Disney revamps the classics?

Oh, boy, at last, something you can really get involved with …

“You can’t fool me. There is no Sanity Clause.”

The kid is asleep. Mission accomplished.

Tex Avery’s CINDERELLA MEETS FELLA

“While understanding Individual 1 had not, in fact, committed to a relationship via the act of dancing repeatedly with Individual 2 during the course of an evening an the aforementioned venue.”