Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 17, 2024

I can still remember back to when everything was black and white.

Help! Someone hit my delete key!

I thought for a while mine were permanent but many have faded into monochrome over the years

Excuse me, but my thought is caught in traffic, it will be late at arriving at my mouth.

Makes me think of (d@mn) Google Drive. Constantly telling me I need to buy more storage!!! I didn’t sign up for, nor do I want Google Drive. I deleted it from my laptop but I still get the messages. Aaarrrggghhh

I can see him buying Prevagen.

I have an old photographic memory, but the film is fading

“ I shutter to think what it’s gonna be like in a few years.”

I have a pornographic memory…….

Then how does one explain Marilu Henner or Carrie Wells?

That means you USED TO HAVE a photographic memory.

I remember when that joke went: “I have a photographic memory but I ran out of film.”

Modern technology’s adaptation of the “nothing ever develops” joke.

“…I’m out of storage.”

He’s normally kept in storage?