Close to Home by John McPherson for August 19, 2024

And it gives the students a start toward a career in advertising.

Got to keep things going somehow.

I’ve got to show my local school board this one… rofl…

The sandwich boards will get abandoned in a field by the second day.

Corporate sponsorship can’t be far behind.

Who says NIL is only for college!?

DING! DING! DING! DING!

GREEN PLAID ALERT!

Everybody do a shot!

(Oh yeah, startin’ the week off right!)

Starting week #2 in 2010 rerun mode.

And this also provides the opp to get the students off of their a$$es for awhile. And maybe their phones too!

So the strip is set in 1930?

Way to use the student body.

This is not what we meant when we asked local businesses to donate sandwiches for student food insecurity!

Oh, oh. It won’t be long and the kids will want to receive money for their N-I-L.

Students being prepared for their future jobs.

It’s good to start the brainwashing early.

And so much less fattening than selling chocolate bars!

We won’t worry about those pesky child labor laws.

If it keeps the property taxes down, I’m all for it!

It’s a horribly socialistic world. My taxes pay for roads I never drive on, police who have never arrested a criminal who victimized me, firemen who never had to save my house, etc.

I’m a childless senior. More than 50% of my property taxes go to the schools.

I’m not sure that public schools make good citizens, but I’m fairly confident that cutting funding for them would not be a good idea.

And if you annoy the administrator, your sandwich board goes on the kid that eats boogers.

Already happening . . . Every shirt is loaded with advertising

Modern day problems require modern day solutions

Why not? Patches on sports uniforms all over. For which the sponsors make a charitable donation to the teams welfare.

Now the superintendent can get that new Bayliner.