Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 23, 2024

Maybe it’s time to attend church after all.

Ah yes, the laying on of hands.

may have to go back to church

Praying for the Second Coming.

Believe he must have missed the Latin on that one!!!!

I don’t do religion, but attended a funeral service recently. Thought I was in a canine obedience class. “Stand, sit, speak, kneel, shake, come up and get your cookie!”

Left and right ends of each row misses out on half the heavenly bliss.

Thou shall be done.

Stop doing unto yourself! You’ll go blind!

They all appear to be reaching out, but not grabbing the persons next to them.

Father O’Toole couldn’t be here today due to a minor infraction. :)

They are “very progressive, very hands-on”……….

This is how sex-based cults get started.

This must be Lauren Boebert’s church.

Loving on command is a asking a bit much.

Looks like they’re all grabbing the same area.

It’s a miracle nobody got slapped.

Some might perhaps even rise to the occasion.