Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for October 12, 2024

“Yes! Once in 1932, I wore a dress that showed off—MY ANKLES!”

“Because I never heard of archives!”

Does anyone else see Lillian and not hear Steve Martin’s “Grandmother’s Song”? “Be Dull and Boring and Omnipresent.”

If holding placards in the middle of the night is worst behaviour then you is does that too ya knows.

Looks like it’s time for some crowdsourcing in Centerville.. the twins should be able to get that organized easily enough.

Some people make it so easy to be convicted.

“Yeah, like that time I stole the letter to my sister with a marriage proposal, leading her boyfriend to think she rejected him so he joined the Army, causing my sister to have a complete mental breakdown and be institutionalized for decades! I was such a scamp! Ah, good times, good times.”

So if they posted video of themselves online, what even was the point of Lilian’s surveillance camera? It was presented as such a “gotcha!” moment, where she caught proof of them protesting outside the store, but then they just go and provide even better proof of it themselves? It’s like Batiuk was determined to undercut his own story at every opportunity, and he realized he had just introduced yet another point to render moot. It’s called writing!

Why don’t you tell them all what you did to Lucy and Eugene?

And the night continues! Centerville truly is the town that never sleeps.

The book banners will live to see another day!

“Well, maybe more spiteful and evil than stupid.”

One good think about people posting their worst behavior online, it can be used as evidence against them!

Ah, a private unguarded moment among the perfect, the self righteous, and the holier than thou.

I bet she went behind the barn with a boyfriend a few times and had a drink and a joint.

At lest Crank is in the picture and no one can “bash” his bubble!!!!!!

That’s great Lil. Next story please, batty. This one is like beating a dead horse.

lillian tells the story she went in a sauna with 3 men and performed like a circus seal

Looks like this story line has mercifully ended. Now back to the laughs! right?

Attagirl……..

Enough Funky for now Tom,see you next yr

This is one story line that I will never forget.

These protesters are the kinds of idiots that showed up on January 6th. Their stupidity knows no bounds.

Thankfully, the love fest between Lillian and Ed is over. I am pleasantly surprised this morning not to see a nude Ed and Lillian reenacting a panel of the comic strip Love Is….

Apologies to anyone eating breakfast or running low on eye bleach.

Does sabotaging your sister’s romance and ruining her life count?

So, the story now provides for the proofs that so many were trying to speculate about the last few days.

She defiantly has done some stupid things of which would be hard to prove, especially when they were so long ago

Oh Lilian, I also thank my lucky stars every day for no video cams/Internet when I was younger. Lordy!

….their video would be doctored; Lilian’s would show what REALLY happened. MAGA

The book Banners think that they’ve done nothing wrong, and, are proud of their actions, just like members of another crowd in DC, 1/6/21. Too bad federal prosecutors didn’t agree.

As MAGA rallies prove, morons have no idea that they are behaving like morons