Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 24, 2024

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    GreasyOldTam  25 days ago

    So, add their weight in sugar, and kids would be fine with tomatoes. Sounds about right.

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    The Premium Member 25 days ago

    Okay, Grampa.

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    Chrisdiaz801  25 days ago

    I like hearing the praise, ‘big people’. It will get weird if Frazz’s speaker ends up becoming a aunt before thirteen(this girl might have a few sisters).

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    ChristineFoxdale  25 days ago

    She may be right. I know I didn’t like them as a kid. Not even the little bite-size patio tomatoes. I still don’t care for them raw, but I can choke down a slice if I’m served it by somebody who invited me to dine with them.

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    sbenton7684  25 days ago

    Tomatoes are Not sticky.. but they are drippy if you eat them like an apple.. which I did when I was a kid and they were right out of a garden my mother planted.

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    Uncle Kenny  25 days ago

    I did not like tomatoes when I was a child, but now I grow them. Or try to.

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    Ninette  25 days ago

    If they had better music then they’d play better music. Where to find a songwriter?

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    Hidden-in-the-Trees Premium Member 25 days ago

    Spoken like someone who has never had tomato marmalade. Yum!

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    steveh64  25 days ago

    She goes on about tomatoes being soft, drippy and sticky, and then calls Frazz complainy? Pot, meet kettle.

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    JRobinson Premium Member 25 days ago

    I dunno: read this one plus yesterday’s strip, and you can easily get the impression of yet another one of those eight-year-olds who has judged the world, and found it lacking.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 25 days ago

    I liked tomatoes when I was a kid with a little mayonnaise spread on top.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 25 days ago

    Nope,I agree with him

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    DiminishedFirst  25 days ago

    George Carlin would agree with the kid. Part of his joke/rant was something like “Have you ever looked inside a tomato? It looks like God isn’t finished with it yet.”

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    HarryLime Premium Member 25 days ago

    A buddy of mine, back 65 years ago, stole some cucumbers from a local garden. We climbed a very tall tree and, with my friend’s pocketknife, sliced it up and ate it. He had even brought a salt shaker. I have loved cucumbers ever since.

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    rshive  25 days ago

    Tomato trucks typically don’t have music.

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    Serial Pedant  25 days ago

    What do you have against "It’s a Small, Small World-besides nausea?

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    cabalonrye  25 days ago

    I love good tomatoes, not the talteless thing full of water you buy at the supermarket but the sun ripe ones, full of taste.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 25 days ago

    “I don’t like tomatoes, they look like they’re not done yet.”… George Carlin. I agree with George.

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    DKHenderson  25 days ago

    I like tomato sauce, and ketchup, but not raw tomatoes. And yet, I can remember eating them as a child sprinkled with a little (OK, a lot) of sugar.

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    metagalaxy1970  25 days ago

    Funny, when I was a kid in elementary school, I would have a bologna sandwich and a whole tomato. Every day. I was the “weird kid” because of it.

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    ChattyFran  25 days ago

    I loved fresh tomatoes as a kid. Mom would pack smaller ones in my lunch with a little packet of salt, and I’d eat it like an apple.

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    Bilan  25 days ago

    Maybe someone should create tomato ice cream

    … or maybe not.

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    Slowly, he turned...  25 days ago

    and he didn’t even mention repetitive!

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    Stephen Gilberg  25 days ago

    Try a variety small enough to pop in your mouth.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  22 days ago

    As an adult (going on half again as long as I was a kid now), I still don’t see the appeal in fresh tomatoes. Give me some nice, firm store-bought tomatoes, please.

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