Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 22, 2024

just…stay…quiet!

When all else fails, the “toothbrush in inappropriate places” joke will alway fill the void.

Why is everyone just skipping over the “spatula” part?

Bad dog!! Bad!!

That looks more like the dangleberry remover

They tried the spatula in Joe Dirt, and it was no good.

Just let it go Chaz, the toothbrush is one of the grossest things in the house already.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That armpit scrubber is seldom used as an armpit scrubber.

It’s usually used to scrub in and around the bathroom sink and faucets.

Ok…Now that made me LOL.

They let that psycho dog have scissors?

I guess we can be grateful, if Poncho truly confined his toothbrush-scratching to his armpits.

didn’t know dogs had opposable thumbs!… (an’ regarding the armpit scrubber?? Don’t ask, and definitely don’t tell!!)

I just ate. Bad timing.

Chaz has pupils!!