I once told a woman, “I think your should dump your boyfriend” as she was talking loudly on her phone in a restaurant. She glared at me. I responded, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that was supposed to be a PRIVATE conversation.”
I’d include “I’ll be sharing a video with my friends, but I know you also want to hear my daughter’s first tuba recital, so I’ll turn up the volume really high.”
I feel this so much. There’s a road with nothing but medical offices which stretches for about a mile near where I work. At the end of it is a plaza with some restaurants which I’ll sometimes visit for my lunch break. Without fail, there’s always somebody there talking loudly and in great detail about the medical procedure they just went through while everybody else is trying to eat.
I’m just glad masks are no longer required on the non-stop 14 hour trip overseas I took last time. Nobody coughed, nobody was sick and the only baby on board barely made a fuss.
The Duke 3 months ago
What are your pronouns?
catchup 3 months ago
Well, Fred, I’ll meet your colon and raise you with other people’s colons and a couple of necrotising fasciitis. Bet I can put you off first!
swadeparker Premium Member 3 months ago
My name is Jane, and here’s pictures of my grandchildren.
TStyle78 3 months ago
Now that the introductions are done, it’s time to order.
sbenton7684 3 months ago
Brilliant!
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
I learned way too much about the waiter’s colon from that screaming kid!
SharkNose 3 months ago
Our names are Biff and Mary Anne and we’re going back home to order a pizza for delivery instead!
purepaul Premium Member 3 months ago
I thought this was a No Name Diner.
kucpa Premium Member 3 months ago
The characters are have all been introduced…. It’s show time !
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
lmao .. that’s more like it. Could be on a plane, too.
Hickory 3 months ago
Oh, and I’m gonna want a 70 percent tip. Isn’t dining out wonderful?
Doug K 3 months ago
Hi, I’m Jack. And this is Jill. We’ll be leaving now.
[Perhaps we’ll go up the hill and fetch a pail of water.]
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago
Been there, clenched my teeth at that.
uniquename 3 months ago
TMI folks!!!!
Munch 3 months ago
And off to the left is Bob. He’ll be shouting into his phone like he’s important.
dflak 3 months ago
I once told a woman, “I think your should dump your boyfriend” as she was talking loudly on her phone in a restaurant. She glared at me. I responded, “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that was supposed to be a PRIVATE conversation.”
Herb Thiel Premium Member 3 months ago
Is this a rerun? I know it says 2024 but I feel like I’ve seen this exact one before.
Shonkin 3 months ago
It is (a rerun).
andersjg Premium Member 3 months ago
The added benefits of hearing aids…volume controls and turned OFF.
l.vaillancourt 3 months ago
I’d include “I’ll be sharing a video with my friends, but I know you also want to hear my daughter’s first tuba recital, so I’ll turn up the volume really high.”
MichaelD Premium Member 3 months ago
One of the other patrons will call their name next and be asking for “Check, please.”
Thehag 3 months ago
Why I’m careful choosing where and only eat out infrequently.
holdenrex 3 months ago
I feel this so much. There’s a road with nothing but medical offices which stretches for about a mile near where I work. At the end of it is a plaza with some restaurants which I’ll sometimes visit for my lunch break. Without fail, there’s always somebody there talking loudly and in great detail about the medical procedure they just went through while everybody else is trying to eat.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
Fred’s always talkin’ sh!t.
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Well, I’ve definitely dined at this place WAY too many times! ;-) Good weekend Folks!
Smeagol 3 months ago
I’m just glad masks are no longer required on the non-stop 14 hour trip overseas I took last time. Nobody coughed, nobody was sick and the only baby on board barely made a fuss.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
yup… looks like a Perkins!
gammaguy 3 months ago
Never mind my name; I’m not eating there.