Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 19, 2024

It might work.

Well that’s a weird conversation…

A man with brain damage walks into a bar…

, la

Don’t vote weird.

“Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.” Grace Helbig

Back to the political section boys. You don’t belong here.

Got that right

In cackle we trust?

Kamala Harris is weird.

At least she has a plan!

She has a plan of no plans.

actually not a bad idea…sit everyone down smoke a ____ , give everyone a quaalude and then start the talks

Harris has the same plan as Biden and Obama before them. Get rid of Netanyahu along with his hard-liner law breakers and the Palestinians, Israelis and the rest of the world would laugh with joy.

Being happy is against the platform!

better than what’s been happening up to now…

Works for me!

She doesn’t make ANYone laugh. Cry, maybe. Cringe, yeah. Plug their ears… absolutley. Meanwhile SHE cackles like a drunk psychotic.

Laughing won’t work – trump was a laughing stock and accomplished nothing. Sort of like the teitelbros.

Or crying

That’s part of her “Joyful” agenda.

Which is exactly what world leaders will do to her if she wins.

Yeah, she doesn’t have a sensible policy like groping a glowing orb.

It might work. Incredibly hard to pull it off and might have to remove a couple of key characters first, but….

Democrats are communist

Most people didn’t vote weird. Republicans won.As for Kamala and plans, she couldn’t plan how to walk a straight line for two steps, like most demmies