Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 14, 2024

Well, worse than tripe I’m sure.

They use every part of the goat.

…surprise, surprise, surprise…

…that’s not my pizzle, either…

…because she’s the baa- aad guy…

…in this case…

…it’s ok to play with your food…

…(just keep it under your hat…

…er…

…fascinator)…

…when the moon is in the 7th house…

… and Jupiter is aligned with Mars…

…I bought my wife a house dress & an apron…

….she wouldn’t wear them…

…she saw no need to dress up at home…

…I guess…

…but in Star Trek men could wear dresses as part of their uniform…

…that’s enough to send a shiver up any Klingon’s spine…

…Frog Applause just because you can…

Don’t discard the goat bones. You can use them to make goats head soup, just like Angie once served to the Rolling Stones.

I will never forget the catalog on the back page of which they advertised a bull pizzle golf putter sleeve.

The psychology of the object, and its implications, are amazing.

Classy and glamorous. Going for that Egyptian goddess look?

Got yer goat. Boy, I’ll say. I hope he was at least done with it. Wasn’t there a song called “Detachable Pizzle?”

If I eat the stew, do I have to wear the hat?

What do you get when you cross the crows from Cornfield County with 1950s advertising style?

Frog Applause™!

Don’t you have to fascinate them before you can stew them?

Undo the fascinator on the woman’s bra.

Dressed in black and, therefore, widow shopping …?

( it’s pizzling )

In Pizzlevania, everything is required to have some goat pizzle in it. It’s their one and only Principal Product.

(Prolonged exposure may result in cranial deformities.)

The old Billy Baroo.

Birds are easily amused.

For sheer canine enjoyment don’t forget our line of bull pizzle treats.

Strange fascinations fascinate me

Ah, pizzles are taking

The pace I’m goin’ through

Froggy Bowie: Pizzles

Well now that I looked that up, I can’t wait to see what the internet sends me for my further entertainment…

“Fascinator” is a really weird name for a type of hat.

GOAT as in Greatest Of All Time, of course.

Nobody wants an ordinary pizzle.

That would be quite a pizzle puzzle.