The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 26, 2024

What a pi**er!

Stream on fellows!

Just keep Thomas out of this conversation.

But there very few people who wants to drink it.

I have a hunch that “urinal” drains directly to the ground on the other side of the wall it’s mounted on.

You missed, and now you are walking on it!

I wonder what we would have if he can do that and make it rain at the same time?

1 Samuel 25.22

Sure sound like “whine” to me.

Must be at a Cubs game.

Not to fear James, urinal safe place now!

Now I’m thinking of “History of the World” when Mel Brooks played both the King and the pi$$ boy

EEEEEeeeewwww. And nobody wants to drink THAT.

We are all “processors”

Reminds me of the book: “Yellow River” by I.P. Daily

He can turn wine into that same other substance, too.

When you pee wine, that will be a miracle too.

Remind me never to buy their wine and bread again!

Nobody said it yet, so… It must be Peter talking.

The Epissle of James.

James is in a pissy mood.

The difference is that there is evidence of the water-to-pee conversion that is scientifically validated by many peer sources and can be executed and tested at will.

The water into whine one has none. Yes, I know I tossed the “h” in.

Porphyria cutanea tarda.

Beer into Water a masterful conversion.

There are micturating circumstances.

Urine trouble now,peeple!

I call myself the anti-Christ because I take in wine and make water. (“make water” = pee, for those who’ve never heard the expression)

In Blackpool, England, there is a trough you wouldn’t believe existed! In fact, it may be a tourist attraction. The woman in our party were envious that wee couldn’t go down the steps to see it.

And onto thee, I pledge my trough.

In my youth, I was so disappointed the first time I drank St Patrick’s Day green beer, and later it came out yellow.

“What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?”

-Isak Dinesen

Let us pee.

And the number one answer is…

Random thot for today. The supply of air and water on Earth is essentially constant. Whatever we’ve got now we also had 2000 years ago. And, given repeated evaporation and rainfall, to say nothing of the relentless mixing of the atmosphere with winds and all, every breath you take and every glass of water you drink contains molecules that once passed thru the body of Jesus. (Some of them came out of the body of Jesus in a manner that you may not want to reflect upon.)

Wash thine hands.

Well, which would you rather drink?

We all can also turn snow yellow.

Yeah, but nobody wants to drink your “new substance,” James.