The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2024

No misunderstanding. It was right there in the contract. In the Knight Rider.

Is his name Lance?

Get the “Armor all”!

Use the force

Should’ve ordered the Dark Knight version. Would’ve gotten a cool cowl with night vision, infra-red, sonar, zoom, wi-fi, etc.

I’ve wondered how guys fought with such limited vision with those helmets.

Already spent $12.5B of citizen’s money, and now we’re looking at cost overruns!

That’s what you get when you go with the lowest bidder.

Should come in handy for the next company joust.

They need this knight vision to de-k.

An early incarnation of polarized “sunglasses”, obviously vertically.

Surely, you joust! And don’t call me Shirley.

Next time, order in writing, not over the telephone.

D’oh!

It was probably some idiot who doesn’t know the difference between night and knight.

No problem. Add another TWO BILLION $ to the contract and they will fix it.

And it makes him walk funny—two steps forward and one to the side.

Obviously not a squire deal.

And the incoming multi-slit experiment waves make him seasick.

Try the deluxe model – it’s made of white satin….

Peek-a-BOO!

This is funny!

Does he say ni?

They should have ordered the version in titanium… knight light.

Surely you joust.