Herman by Jim Unger for August 26, 2024

“Those were the days, Archie. Now even the snails are gone. And even the algae are no remaining comfort.”

A-s-a-h that’s true sentiment.

Goldie, her pet piranha. She misses the days of giving Goldie a ribeye for dinner.

That can’t be true, because all of the water would have evaporated by now.

The water is amazingly clear for 4 years.

Did Wilbur of Mary Worth fame fishnap her?

awww… ain’t that, uh… nasty.

Goldie left it as she was feeling a bit flushed.

Goldie would come back to visit, but she’s gotten too big as a star attraction at Sea World™.

It’s time to pack up the fish bowl and furnishings.

If they get a new fish, it’ll want all new furniture anyway

Goldie ain’t coming back.

except with more scum on top…

Water wasn’t so green, then.

Still experiencing empty fishbowl syndrome.

Sick, dude!