Herman by Jim Unger for August 28, 2024

I’ll take 5.

Does the person who spilled it look like someone from the Planet of the Apes.

If the counter grew hair, the stuff must really work!

You can pack mud on your head and plant chia pet seeds.

Now that’s real selling. Demos, especially ‘accidental’ demos, are a salesman’s best point.

That reminds me,the county fair is open.

Somebody seems to have found a commercial consumer use for ‘black mold’.

Is that why your palms are hairy?

He’s wearing a lab coat. He must be a doctor. Selling snake oil. Oh, wait, the disclaimer at the bottom says he’s a paid actor.

Finally someone has developed black perennial ryegrass!

Think of all the money he’ll save on hair plugs

Did Ron Popeil know about this?

I wonder if this works on lawns?

I’ll take a bottle!

Be sure and use surgical gloves when using that stuff, unless you WANT hairy hands.

Don’t do it, look at all the money you’re saving on haircuts.

This stuff is so powerful, there should be a warning label: “Caution: Use of this product may cause you to go from bald to full-on ’70s porn star in one dose.”

Hey! Give me some of that stuff!

Does it come in other hair colors?

Cute marketing technique. Now I’m imagining somebody yelling from another part of the store, “Hey, Ed, what did you want that ratty old carpet for?”