Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 27, 2024

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    LeslieBark  2 months ago

    Mom’s response: “He can’t have one either!”

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    If you can afford a lawyer… Buy your own popsicles!

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    More talk like that, he’ll definitely get a ‘pop.’

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Stifle, kid

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    dflak  2 months ago

    Entitlement is the American way.

    I recall an AT&T Wireless commercial where the salesperson gives a little girl a lollypop. She then gives her brother a bigger lollypop. The girl complains, “Hey, that’s not fair!”

    What would have satisfied me would have been is if the salesperson took away the lollipop from the girl and said, “You’re right. You did nothing to deserve what you got.”

    No matter what you have, somebody will always have better whether they deserve it or not.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago

    Apparently the kid hasn’t read the operating manual. Just wait and ask dad.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Things have taken attorney for the worse.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    Monday was Cherry Popsicle Day — I celebrated more than once

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    wildlandwaters  2 months ago

    Don the Con… the early years…

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    listmom  2 months ago

    What…is the lawyer bringing the popsicles?

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    MRC112  2 months ago

    Does everyone in America have their own lawyer? You see it all the time in comics, on the TV etc where one of the first things they say is “I want to call my lawyer”. If that happened to me, I wouldn’t have one on speed dial. I’d have to look one up. I know that the sue culture in the States is prevalent, but even so.

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