Pickles by Brian Crane for September 05, 2024

Halloween is coming up. Time to intentionally take bad pictures.

Pore, pore Earl…

He nose what he’s doing!

My DIL, a beautiful lady, has a hideous joke picture of her in a groucho glasses/nose/mustache as her FB profile picture.

Well played Earl

Probably still better than his driver’s license photo.

An illustration of the difference between the sexes’ mindset…lol

It could come out like a photo of the Farside of the Moon.

Looks just like the photo on your driver’s license!

She doesn’t realize that picture was taken in “Selfie Mode”

He told her yesterday no one looks good in a picture from two inches away. It was a rare occasion when he tried to show some sympathy. Not sure what she’s doing… Trying to prove him wrong for agreeing with her?

so yesterday she did something to embarrass herself

Earl tried to soothe her “pain” with a platitude

and her reaction is to try to intentionally embarrass him?

she’s 70-something years old and still a bratty child

Typical. SHE took the original picture, yet now she’s mad at him.

“You were hideous when I married you, but I was too much in love to care…uh couch, right, Opal?”

Earl nose what’s best.

Hideous … Cool … same thing.

OMG……. he’s on FACEBOOK.?

well that backfired. :}

Your church profile pic.

..difference between men & women..

I’m afraid your little idea there backfired, Opal.

Earl hasn’t looked that intimidating in years.

That about says it all!

Opal is such a terrible wife.

I like Earl’s attitude. It’s the best way to deal with his wife.

Women’s needs in keeping up appearances drives me nuts.

HA! I think I’ll do the same thing.

I’d like to see the ultra-closeup photos.

He looks just like his arrest profile.

Hideousness is in the eye of the beholder.

DisgraceBook.

Perfect!

People will want to know how you got that close to a horse’s behind without getting kicked.

hmm… that gives me an idea

At least he has clothes on!

Earl is a man after my own heart.

I think she just proved Earl’s point that everyone looks hideous from 2 inches away.