Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 03, 2024

Shark may have firsts.

It was the fruit cup that caused it!!!

Was it the wafer-thin mint?

Is the joke that his overeating caused the boat to sink, or is it that she continues to nag him over something inconsequential in light of the boat sinking

Put that harpy off the boat and let her be the fish food for that shark that’s lurking!

And now you only have seconds to live.

well, sharks gotta eat too, y’know…

Looks like the shark is gonna lighten your load.

And now… he Is the midnight buffet.

That’s ok lady – he’s about to be the first helping for the shark.

ONLY “seconds”? He sure didn’t maximize his value for the money!!!!

Isn’t that the purpose of going to a buffet?