Had some oral surgery done years ago. Result was jaw wired shut for about 6 weeks. The blender became my best friend. Early experiments with broccoli and the blender gave a similar result to that shown here.
Reminds me of the time Burger King introduced a bacon milkshake (2012). I tried one … only one. It didn’t last long on the menu.
Here’s the description: “Burger King introduced their bacon milkshake in February 2012 as part of a limited-time menu promotion. The shake combined vanilla soft serve, bacon-flavored syrup, and a generous topping of whipped cream and bacon bits, creating a unique and indulgent treat.”
I remember reading that Bobby Hull’s wife made him steak smoothies after a dustup on the rink that was particularly destructive, dentally speaking. I think he had to get his protein that way for several months.
Yakety Sax 16 days ago
You’re drinking it straight?
olds_cool63 16 days ago
A REAL man’s drink!
sirbadger 16 days ago
When he’s old enough to wash dishes, he’ll think that it is an even stupider idea.
iggyman 16 days ago
Your expression says it all Hammie!
ꜝ 16 days ago
with the right amount of gravy, that might just work
danketaz Premium Member 16 days ago
Gristle never really liquefies.
californiamonty 16 days ago
Reminds me of the time I tried the loaf of bread in a can.
Pet 16 days ago
Loving Hammie’s face in panel 2 lol!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 16 days ago
Joey’s Meat Trifle on Friends!
tremaine53 16 days ago
Reminds me of the time I put bacon in pasta.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 16 days ago
Wow three glugs. One glug would have convinced me. Maybe not even a glug.. just a wiff.
derdave969 16 days ago
Had some oral surgery done years ago. Result was jaw wired shut for about 6 weeks. The blender became my best friend. Early experiments with broccoli and the blender gave a similar result to that shown here.
potfarmer 16 days ago
Needs more ketchup.
Killraven Premium Member 16 days ago
Needs ketchup.
Just-me 16 days ago
I like meatloaf. A lot of times, we’ll add Poblano or Anaheim green chiles and cheese to the loaf. Quite tasty.
stephie813 16 days ago
sometimes the comments are more comical than the comic,today I can’t decide
ctolson 16 days ago
Not everything is meant to be liquified and drank, including vegetables.
sloaches 16 days ago
“…and I would do anything for lunch- but I won’t do THAT…!”
Daltongang Premium Member 16 days ago
Try making a boiled okra smoothie.
ZBicyclist Premium Member 16 days ago
Reminds me of the time Burger King introduced a bacon milkshake (2012). I tried one … only one. It didn’t last long on the menu.
Here’s the description: “Burger King introduced their bacon milkshake in February 2012 as part of a limited-time menu promotion. The shake combined vanilla soft serve, bacon-flavored syrup, and a generous topping of whipped cream and bacon bits, creating a unique and indulgent treat.”
mfrasca 16 days ago
Add cayenne, cinnamon, allspice, and cumin and you got yourself some semi-authentic Paterson NJ texas weiner sauce.
IndyW 16 days ago
Get used to it. You’ll be drinking it in your last days in a nursing home. YUK!!
DaBump Premium Member 16 days ago
Ha! I bet neither Kirkman nor Scott actually tried it.
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 16 days ago
Obviously he forgot the chocolate syrup!
Strawberry King 16 days ago
What made you think it would be?
wildlandwaters 16 days ago
maybe don’t actually chug it!
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 16 days ago
Older siblings can be resources.
prrdh 16 days ago
I remember reading that Bobby Hull’s wife made him steak smoothies after a dustup on the rink that was particularly destructive, dentally speaking. I think he had to get his protein that way for several months.
frs1951 16 days ago
Little dude, you need to add mash potatoes for crying out loud.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 16 days ago
Zoe added too much veal.
cracker65 16 days ago
Makes me want to puke
The Quiet One 16 days ago
Yikes, I could have told you that Hammie.
kathleenhicks62 16 days ago
ICK!!!!
thatbackgroundcharacter 16 days ago
That is quite the expression, Hammie! You have an illustrious career in your future!
ellisaana Premium Member 16 days ago
A face to launch a bazillion ships.
Silence Dogood Premium Member 16 days ago
It’ll be the next Gen-Whatever craze and rage…soon as their stomachs are completely purged of things like avocado toast..
J-Yoshi64 16 days ago
If you’re not looking for the sugariness of a milkshake, it might work.
christelisbetty 16 days ago
Bears a striking resemblance to Bill The Cat.
comicalUser 15 days ago
Surprised he didn’t say: “Ack!”
calliarcale 15 days ago
Ah, he has reinvented the Bassmatic.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 15 days ago
Beef broth with spinach makes a decent ‘smoothie’, kept in a thermos for quick energy for a busy day away from home.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 15 days ago
Well,back to carrot juice….