Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 11, 2024

Barney the dinosaur needed math to manage his cash. he didn’t eat math teachers

Choose wisely.

Is it better to eat one triceratops or 17 small mammals? Even a dinosaur may benefit from math.

The way things are actually going with genders and stuff, you could be a dinosaur…

How can you argue with that, Wanda?

❝ Tyrannosaurus Hammie ❞

it has a certain ring to it, Ⅰ suppose

If you consider your paycheck, math is part of every occupation.

I’d guess that re-arranging one’s DNA to be that of another species would involve a lot of math.

“First, Hammie, I’m going to prove that I can say “no” when you ask me for anything UNBELIEVEABLY quickly, and often!"

Be a herbivore. Eat the hippies. No meat there. Except for the head. Leave the hippie heads for sharks. Follow me for more advice, Hammie. Ask me about volcanic smog.

Kids will say and do anything to weasel their way out of real-life responsibilities!

But Hammie, what if you grow up to be a dinosaur that is also a herbivore? No math teachers for you.

Wanda – If you want to grow up to be a dinosaur, whay are you and Zoe always calling your dad and me dinosaurs as a bad term?"

What if Hammie has dyscalculia & that’s why he is having so much trouble & hating on it?

Math teachers are hazardous to your health; do not swallow.

Well, she proved it… ☺

If he actually gave up and did his homework instead of constantly fighting every step of the way, he’d be done in around 20 minutes. As it is, doing one worksheet takes half the night.

One for me and one for for you and one,two for me….

It’s time to disabuse Hammie of the lie that society often tells kids: You can be anything you want to be. A child can aspire to be something, but whether he will is not certain. Sometimes it’s because he just don’t have the aptitude or talent for a certain career or the job he wants is just not available or many other factors. (In this case, it is certain he’ll never be a dinosaur)

I was a trucker, we had to keep logs books. Everything was in quarter hours, so fractions had to be added. I knew several who added 1/4 plus 1/4 equals 2/8.

Hammie, eat Mr Gahan, my 4th grade teacher who made me take my desk out into the hallway because I cried with the frustration of math.

Hello, Baby Blues fans! ( i’m the girl who read the whole series)

Calvin…

Well mom, that experiment failed.

dinosaur is how we referred to all the old people in the place of work, who I suspect weren’t much older than my current age. I’d like to say I’m different, but I’ve been having to say no to young staff about their ideas because they don’t fit well and would cost too much in time :(

My grade school teach math, we had arithmetic. The mnemonic device they taught us was A Rat In The House May Eat The Ice Cream.

23 years ago, something terrible happened…

Anyone remember an old math computer game called Number Munchers? That was pretty fun.

Math teachers are fattening.

“You mean you can go out and get a job like that?”