Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 06, 2024

Finally, someone asks the right question.

Probably instant porridge.

Why do you think two of them were made wrong? Guessing gets its right sometimes.

Wrong microwave settings?

Still, he didn’t ask what porridge was.

Details . . . who needs ’em.

“Don’t confuse me with the facts! My mind is made up!”

No, not of ursidae; of elephantidae.

Obviously they were rich and had a cook who made it.

Stories and campaign promises are more enjoyable if you can suspend disbelief.

Wow, good question kid…….

Someone alert “Gent”, his expertise is needed here.

And let’s not get started on the furniture, the house, or the ability to speak…

OMG! The child is using logic and reason to interpret what is reality and fantasy. Get him to a Drumpt rally, STAT! (ie Quick as possible). Your neighborhood GQP will be ever so grateful.

me, as a kid

These days, you can get anything delivered.

Yes, but as noted, most of it is barely edible.

And if so, would they even eat it?

If they can play football, in Chicago, why not?

How did a bear qualify for a mortgage?