Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 07, 2024

That’s not the worst thing he’s done in the ocean.

Don’t sweat it.

pigs don’t have sweat glands

Neither do sharks. That’s why they pant.

How can you tell under water?

And yer deodorant don’t work so well, either!!

Back in the early days of MTV, Kevin Cronin, the lead singer of REO Speedwagon, always, and I mean always, had a drop of sweat hanging from the tip of his nose in all of the band’s live videos.

So, sing in the shower. Problem solved.

Hawthorne, you’re gonna be up to your neck in lawsuits for plagiarizing the name.

worked for Springsteen.

Crabitol sounds like a pill commercial you see around the evening news.

I remember Damitol

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Gotta say, “Crabitol” sounds more like an ointment than a record label.

Pigs don’t sweat. Of the animals that do sweat, humans do the most. Monkeys, apes, zebras, and horses can also sweat a lot. Evolution has selected for humans to sweat and be mostly devoid of body hair, because it is survival advantage. While many animals can run faster than a human, they can’t do it for long without overheating and stopping. Humans can chase animals a long time because they can keep cool by sweating. Eventually they catch the animal, kill it and eat it. Maybe instead of “I sweat like a pig” (not at all), say “I sweat like a human”. Or maybe “I sweat like a horse”.

With Trump’s recent return to obsessing about his sexual lawsuits, I’m wondering whether he’s tried to trademark “Grabitol”.

He does have a Vince Neil look, and both of them have killed people

If a shark sweats, does the water level rise?