Uncommon condition.
Not sure anyone would respond to consciousness…
Pretty sure it won’t be happening while she’s around…
He’s not unconscious, he’s ignoring you.
“Not possible, with YOU around, honey…. snnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
Needs a wider chair.
How would that help? If he’s found unconscious, wouldn’t they call the EMT’s anyway?
Good idea. Get the one that says how many beers he needs to get back to his normal state.
And how about a special (reverse) Life Alert bracelet, too.
It could say something like: “Warning! I’m conscious and I am up!”
… or “Help! I’m standing and I can’t get (back) down.”
He he
She’s mistaking unconscience for enlightenment
Better get him “chipped” in case they have trouble lifting him.
It’s his escape mechanism, from you.
They wouldn’t know the difference.
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David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
Uncommon condition.
sbenton7684 2 months ago
Not sure anyone would respond to consciousness…
comixbomix 2 months ago
Pretty sure it won’t be happening while she’s around…
The Duke 2 months ago
He’s not unconscious, he’s ignoring you.
tremaine53 2 months ago
“Not possible, with YOU around, honey…. snnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
sandpiper 2 months ago
Needs a wider chair.
JamieLee Premium Member 2 months ago
How would that help? If he’s found unconscious, wouldn’t they call the EMT’s anyway?
rshive 2 months ago
Good idea. Get the one that says how many beers he needs to get back to his normal state.
Doug K 2 months ago
And how about a special (reverse) Life Alert bracelet, too.
It could say something like: “Warning! I’m conscious and I am up!”
… or “Help! I’m standing and I can’t get (back) down.”
cracker65 2 months ago
He he
mindjob 2 months ago
She’s mistaking unconscience for enlightenment
mistercatworks 2 months ago
Better get him “chipped” in case they have trouble lifting him.
cuzinron47 2 months ago
It’s his escape mechanism, from you.
monya_43 2 months ago
They wouldn’t know the difference.