Herman by Jim Unger for September 07, 2024

Get a venomous rock fish. People hate stepping on those.

“Why??”

Good idea. Otherwise they might sue you.

If the dog is like some of that size I’ve known, it’ll never be quiet enough to be overlooked. Plus its little teeth are very hard on socks and shoelaces, especially when they are on one’s feet.

“And also beware its doggy doo-doo. For such a little squirt, it makes a huge amount relative to its size!”

Little dogs are the most dangerous. You ignore them as being harmless, and then they attack your ankles. When your achilles fails, you hit the ground. Now you’re their size and going nowhere………

Did you hear about the rancher that brought the biggest, meanest bull home to his ranch? The smallest little bull immediately went out to huff and puff and make a big fuss in front of the new arrival. His buddy said, “Are you crazy? Why are you doing that”? He replied, “I just want to make sure he knows I’m a bull”.

The Cheney family has said no to MAGA! They will support Harris for President!

It won’t happen but once…

My daughter has four dogs. Two Great Pyrenees, a Doberman and a tiny Yorkiepoo. The Yorkiepoo is “boss dog”. She is vigilant to let everyone know when there is an “intruder”. There is more concern about her being stepped on inside the house.

But the sign could fall on him.

Aw!

We can never be too careful.

They might still be scared of him. Tiny little dogs can get real mean.

I need that sign; I could never hear all his yapping

Hilarious!

Besides it’s good for his ego.

Then the sign should read “be aware of dog”…

That would be my little girl. Thank goodness we don’t have neighbors!

Be careful, it will bite your pinkie off.